Pillows and Pajamas Party

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Born from the ashes of holiday travel and over-stimulation, a secret society of outcasts has formed. This unique faction of men and women seek a memorable decade’s end, remote to the chaos of unending lines and exorbitant entry tax.

Referred to as a cult-like gathering by those skeptical, this Years’ End celebration will take place in an apartment bearing resemblance to a brothel in Brentwood, CA.

A Pillows & Pajamas theme is the order for the first official new members initiation ceremony. The first of the fools will begin arriving as early as 8PM.

New initiations are asked to adorn their more creative nightdress, with pagan idols and bragging rights being awarded for those demonstrating superior execution. While not required, lack of full clothing by female entrants will be highly praised, while gentlemen choosing to to forego proper coverage at evenings onset, will be turned away at the door.

In the spirit of competition, token accolades will also be awarded for those choosing to participate in the best libation challenge. However, proper mixology skill is not required for the event. Guests are asked to offer sacrifice in the form of ingredients to their favorite elixirs. Elder members of the society enjoy paying homage to pledges by competently pouring.

Passage to the ceremony is not free. In addition to the alcoholic sacrifice, it will require you bring a minimum of two pillows per entrant. Those close to the matter inform us that this is to help encourage such things as topless pillow fights. Though, this cannot be confirmed at this time.

A new dawn of merriment is upon us. Good luck, and godspeed.